Is it going to be “Twenty – Eleven” or “Two-Thousand Eleven”?  I had this trouble with 2010, no one ever set me straight.

This New Year’s…

We’re going to watch some football:Not the Bengals.  No, no.

Maybe open a bottle of wine…All though highly doubtful.  One glass of wine and I’ll be running up and down the street trying to find someone to give me a cigarette.

Maybe we’ll just eat these cookies.

Everyone be safe, see you NEXT YEAR!  Har, har har.