Some random 411 on Amy.

Amy is kind of stuck in the mid-90s.  As you probably gathered by the title.

Amy has two boys, ages 5 and 3.  She talks about them all the time, you’ll get used to it.

Amy’s favorite movie sequence is the prologue of The Royal Tennenbaums.

Amy owns a bike with flat tires.

Amy studied theatre and design in college and graduate school.  How does that make her qualified to bake?  We don’t know either.

Amy has a brownie fetish.  But not really in a good way.

Amy has never had a pedicure.  Nor will she ever have a pedicure.

Amy can quote all of the Austin Powers movies better than you.  Just test her.

Amy’s has a deep love of the deep south, her favorite city in the world is Charleston, South Carolina. She would pack her boys up and move there tomorrow, but her mother would find her and squish her like a bug.

Amy has umbrellaphobia.  Fear of getting  poked in the eye with the pointy ends of umbrellas.

Amy will drop cash at Banana Republic without question.

Amy never takes pictures of her children.  She usually forgets the camera, or forgets she brought it, or forgets extra batteries.  Someone buy this girl some string for around her finger.

Amy hates the Chicago Cubs.  Hates.

Amy waved at Bruce Willis at a mall in Atlanta.  I’m sure he still remembers.

Amy used to play golf in shoes that were too small.  But they were smokin’ hot golf shoes.

Amy used to be cool:  Blues Traveler CDs, Lollapalooza ’94, Volkswagen Cabriolet, Doc Martens.  Now she’s Schoolhouse Rock, Dora Live Onstage, Ford Explorer, Cheap flipflops.  Wait…she’s still kinda cool, right?

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